I.M...Finished...

That's it...

I'm done...

With the paper... What did you think I was going to say?

Yes folks after many hours of skilled procrastination...I found within me 18 pages of words...

No I didn't just write "The cat sat on the mat"...although I have been tempted to throw that randomly into a paper just to see if professors actually read the whole thing...

No, I found 18 pages of brilliance...

Now I don't want to toot my own horn....actually I do...It's really that good of a paper...

I managed to say everything I wanted to say in a seemless...dare I say...fluid style that few writers are able to perfect...

I printed it out and handed it in...I'm sure that my instructors will weep at my feet...begging for me to write more...

I can hear them now....

"I.M. Knot, You are brilliant! Why can't I be as smart as you?"

"Well...you are too kind...Yes...I am a genious thank you for noticing...

No you can't kiss my feet..."

Yes...yes...yes...


Brilliant I say...BRILLIANT!


18 pages of writing without saying anything...but making a point of not letting the reader know that they haven't actually been given any information...that's my speciality!

After all I do have a Lit degree...

Should I mention that I finished writing the paper at 3:30 this morning...

I hope I spelled my name right...

Heeheeheeheee....

What?

I'm fine...

Really..................................................................