Boredom Loves Misery...

I am so bored and sick of snow that Texas actually sounds pretty good right now...

And I hate the heat...
And republicans...(Except for those in my family who are...I love you guys!)

I also think that my life would be a fantastic, satirical screenplay...

Why?...

I'm over educated...sitting in a box office...which is actually a box of a room with no windows...selling tickets to a play that makes no sense...

Studying for my upcoming ornithology class...I don't get birds...

Plus I'm single...in a town with a guy girl ratio of 7:1...the only men I get to look at are cyber...because I'm stuck in the woods with 12 other girls...

And all the guys in town are fitness fanatics whose ideas of fun are triathlons and trail running...

All of my friends live far away...

The only people outside of school that I talk to on a daily basis are my Mom and Sister...who are great to talk to...but...

I don't even get to have my cat...(Yes, I know what I sound like...)
Maybe I should follow in Lord Bryon's footsteps and get a pet bear...

See, over educated...

And all this so I can study to be a naturalist...even though I don't want to be outside 24/7...

I don't even like butterflies...every naturalist loves butterflies...

I'm losing weight...which would be good if it wasn't because of the flu and lack of anything good to eat...I can't cook because my tiny cabin in the woods has no kitchen......

And...

IT's STILL SNOWING!!!

If that's not a screenplay waiting to happen...I don't know what is...

I've got OSCAR written all over me...

Too bad it's just in Sharpie...

I told you I was bored...